Who would want to live on Bland-y Terrace? They have fake balconies on Bland-y Terrace. Sliding doors that open onto your own personal white fence. I guess this would allow a baby, lacking the height to reach a window, to throw out his own bath water. I wonder who came up with the idea of the exterior drainspouts? Three in a row and then two apartments down, another one. I could go on...